Testimonials

Quotations from the rich and famous

Panto-Soc, in common with many other top-class players in the entertainment industry¹ features a long and distinguished list   of celebrity members², audience members, and associates. Many of these celebrities have been kind enough to add their endorsements to the society, and so we at panto HQ ³ have decided to print some of their words of wisdom here, for your enjoyment.

1. Such as my mate Steve, who plays the toothbrush for the Stokes Croft Philharmonic Orchestra.
2. My member is particularly distinguished.
3. The Epi

"Panto Rocks! ...But don't kick 'em at the audience!"

- Ben Leventhall

"Panto-Soc Changed My Life"

- Dobbin the horse

"Pano-Soc Changed My Underpants"

- The Emperor (of new clothes' fame⁴)

"Panto-Soc helped me lose pounds"

- Daily Mail

"Panto-Soc? Is that near Belgium?"

- George Bush

"Panto-Soc Ate My Hamster"

- (how did this one get here...? ed.)

"Panto-Soc is not a make of underwear"

- Marks and Spencer

"Panto-Soc is not just a society"

- Peugeot, advertising division.

"Panto-Soc is nigh"

- Random Confused Nutter Called DAVE

"Panto-Soc is a jam sandwich"

- DAVE's mate.

"Panto-Soc is a state of mind"

- DAVE's councillor.

"Panto-Soc has va-va-voom"

- Peugeot again...

4. Not of "Star-Wars" Fame