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(Instrumental)
If you drained a cat* of its blood, how long would it survive?
Who knows the answer?
If you slept with a Christmas pud, would it breed and thrive?
Who knows the answer?
If you married a wombat's brain, would you go insane?
Who knows the answer?
These are the questions we ask ourselves every day.
Who knows the answer? Who has the knowledge?
Who is the one who is eternally wise?
Who knows the answer? No school or college
Has such a power as he to shock and surprise.
Chorus:
Dobbin knows, Dobbin knows, he's the horse with all the answers
Solving our conundrums and the questions we ask.
Dobbin knows, Dobbin knows, round and round and round he goes,
Searching for solutions is his one and only task.
If you smothered a serpent's whore, would you win a car?
Who knows the answer?
If you drowned out a lion's roar, would you wear a bra?
Who knows the answer?
If you murdered your mother's wife with a knife,
Who knows the answer?
These are the questions that keep us away every night.
Who knows the answer? Who has the knowledge?
Who is the one who is eternally wise?
Who knows the answer? No school or college
Has such a power as he to shock and surprise.
Chorus
(Instrumental)
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Chorus x2
*This creature can be changed if necessary, possibly to wasp.
NOTE: There could be some dialogue in the two bits marked "instrumental".
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