Pantosoc Committee
(Watch out for the evil ones...)
Main Positions
email: president@pantosoc.org.uk El Presidente: Ellie Grice |
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Superhero Alias: Grice Lightening
Evil plan: Ha! Like I'd tell you! Even if you knew do you really think you could stop me?
Personal: In 1972, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit. This woman promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Bristol underground. Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire... El Presidente |
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email: vice-president@pantosoc.org.uk President of Vice: Mark Courtier |
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Superhero Alias: Iron Mark
Evil plan: To destroy perfectly functional arms companies from the top down.
Personal: Mark is determined to be the first human to fly unaided (not just the falling bit). |
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email: secretary@pantosoc.org.uk Secretary: Pia Dhaliwal |
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Superhero Alias: Piandemonium
Evil plan:
Pick evil name.- …shorten evil name.
- Get milk, Frosties, orange juice and bread.
- Stop writing grocery lists in my evil plan notebook.
- Cape – yes or no? Decide.
Personal: Female, 20, villainous, enjoys laughing in the face of danger and dropping ice-cubes down the vest of fear. Looking for: a couple of minions to do her bidding. Must be comically inept and bicker constantly. Subservience vital. Creepiness an advantage but not a prerequisite. Will be expected to carry out some of the most important bits of various villainous schemes, because what could possibly go wrong there? Neck fetishists and those overly fond of tickle fights need not apply. |
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email: treasurer@pantosoc.org.uk Treasurer: Rosie Croft |
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Superhero Alias: Rosie the Younger
Evil plan: To make use of the Twin Paradox and become the elder of the two Rosies
Personal: Rosie the Younger was a British politician of the late 18th and early 19th centuries. She became the youngest Prime Minister in 1783 at the age of 24. She left office in 1801, but was Prime Minister again from 1804 until her death in 1806. She was also the Chancellor of the Exchequer throughout her premiership. |
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| Social Secretary: Charles Scherer |
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Superhero Alias: El Hijo del Chupacabra
Evil plan: Watch your goats. That's all I'll say...
Personal: Heir of the feared farm-raider of Mexican lore, this masked bandito and struggling luchador studies the deadly arts of the
Goat-sucker. |
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email: publicity@pantosoc.org.uk Publicity Officer: Rosanna Potter |
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Superhero Alias: Rosie the Elder
Evil plan: To use whatever means to remain the elder of the two Rosies
Personal: Rosie the Elder was a British Whig stateswoman who led Britain during the Seven Years' War. She again led the country (holding the official title of Lady Privy Seal) between 1766-68.
She is best known as the wartime political leader of Britain in the Seven Years War, especially for her single-minded devotion to victory over France. Victory made Britain dominant in world affairs. She is also known for her wide popular appeal, her opposition to corruption in government, her support for the American position in the run-up to the American Revolution, her advocacy of British greatness, expansionism and colonialism, and her antagonism toward Britain's chief enemies and rivals for colonial power, Spain and France |
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| Stores Rep: Gemma Stockbridge |
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Superhero Alias: The Killer Bunny
Evil plan: I'm too cute to have an evil plan... honest.
Personal: It's small. It's fluffy. It's adorable. And if you get on its bad side, your death will be painful, but swift. |
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| Technical Officer: Natasha Romaine |
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Superhero Alias: Unknown
Evil plan: Unknown
Personal: Unknown |
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email: biscuits@pantosoc.org.uk Biscuit Rep: Becca Hare |
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Superhero Alias: The Garibaldi
Evil plan: Once the world has eaten enough of my biscuits they will become too fat to move from their beds!!! Thus no-one will be able to oppose my world take over!
Personal: Trained by the Union of Fairytale Villains to be a lethal weapon, Becca rebelled against authority and embarked on a solo career of mischief, misdemeanor, maliciousness. Mwhahahaha! |
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Honorary commitee positions
People so special that we created extra committee positions just for them
| Panto Historian: Peter Stone |
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Superhero Alias: The Ancient One
Evil plan: If he had one, he's long forgotten what is was.
Personal: Lost the the sands of time. |
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| Lord of Scotch: Peter Bagot |
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Superhero Alias: The Flying Scotchman
Evil plan: To drink the entire world under the table
Personal: Inventor of the unit of alcoholic measure known as 'The Bagot' |
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| Assistant Stores Rep: Alexandria Davies |
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Superhero Alias: Unknown
Evil plan: Unknown
Personal: Unknown |
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| Panto Gamesmaster: Tom Brown |
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Superhero Alias: The Bird
Evil plan: To wake up really early and tweet loudly and annoyingly outside people's windows.
Personal: Is a crack fraudster and had stolen everyone in Pantosoc’s identities. In fact he’s spent so much time being everyone else that he’s forgotten who he is, he could be you! |
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| Panto Dwarf: Dan Evans |
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Superhero Alias: The Wandering Minstrel
Evil plan: Come up with a pop song so annoying, that it will melt people's brains. Oh,wait, Justin Bieber already did that.
Personal: In the beginning,
Back in nineteen ninety one,
Man didn't know 'bout a rock 'n' roll show, 'N all that fun.
The white man had the schmaltz,
The black man had the blues,
No one knew what they was gonna do,
But Dan Evans had the news, he said,
Let there be light, and there was light.
Let there be sound, and there was sound.
Let there be drums, there was drums.
Let there be guitar, there was guitar.
Let there be rock! |
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| Duke of Panto: Rob Allcott |
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Superhero Alias: The Grey Golem
Evil plan: Rob would very much like to tell you what he has in store for
you and all your little friends, but those damn hippies in the UN have
determined that even providing a broad overview of his evil plan
constitutes a violation of the Geneva Convention. He will content himself
with reminding you that one day, everyone you love will be dead.
Personal: Roughly hacked out of solid granite, and empowered by a dark
magician, Rob was created to eliminate poverty, a task he attempted to
complete by the rather novel approach of eliminating the poor. He
eventually had a change of heart when he realised two things; first, that
you can rob people after they're dead, and second, that rich people have
more money than poor people. He now acts as a modern day Robin Hood figure,
fighting injustice and prejudice everywhere, whenever he can be bothered. |
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If I have had to make up your bio and you find it in any way not to your taste feel free to email me at
webmaster@pantosoc.org.uk so that I can tell you to submit your own bio next time. Or alternatively I'll let you offer a replacement.