Welcome to the Panto-Druid-Soc web page. First, let me introduce myself. I am the high-druid to the all powerful, supremely evil DAVE!! (Dave is great, Dave is black, so we wear nothing but lpastic sacks!)

We are an active and exciting group that will challenge not only your conceptions of good vs. evil and muffin vs. crumpet, but also your fitness; our torture equiptment was upgraded last year with a lottery grant to include a state of the art "heavy-table-with-prongs-n-spikes-n-blades-n-stuff". It is the envy of all the other panto based quasi-evil worship group with Welsh pre-christian roots.

But it's not all fun and games (and pain), there is a serious cause here. Every year we must sacrifice at least 45 20 5 2 virgins to our lord and master or our herd of goats will die. However, there is a great shortage of virgins in Bristol, or so they would have us believe.