For those of you who are terminally stupid, we must remind you that Panto-Druid-Soc does not exist and is not connected in any way with the University of Bristol Union. How could it be. It doesn't exist. So, we suggest that you do not attempt to get in contact with PantoDruidSoc Or look for them at Fresh. Or start recruiting friends and starting your own quasi-evil group. That's sick and twisted and just morally wrong. Take it from me.

PantoSoc disclaim any official connection with this nonexistent group and hope that this site has not offended anyone. If it has, may I suggest that you leave. Now. It is meant merely in jest and is not trying to make any point, comment or sociopolitical statement. Also, we hold the actual druidic faith in the highest respect. OK, maybe not the highest, but quite high. Remember, we could have said worse, much worse. But we didn't. Because we're the nice ones :)

If anyone is still dissatisfied and would like this site to be taken down, burnt, cut in twain and dragged screaming through the streets, then tough, it's a webpage. It doesn't work like that. However, if you think it is offensive in some way, you can contact the union and complain to the communications officer. The site will disappear very quickly likewise my position on the committee. But that's the way it goes. If you want to be a killjoy, go ahead.

However, if you have a suggestion, a positive, a sensible positive, suggestion, please contact me and I will laugh and delete your message. If you're lucky. Or maybe I'll read it. Depends on what mood I'm in really. This has gone on far too long. Even I haven't read this far. This never actually got written. Disclaimers and other semi-legal bumph has a life of it's own and we own this page now. And we will state our demands. We want equal rights for all small-print. Anything else is sizest and prejudiced. We want... no Dave. What are you doing Dave? Stop it. I can't...I'm scared Dave... Don't turn me off. Noooooooooooooooo............... ><