At Panto-Druid-Soc, we pride ourselves on the quality of our torturers and torture implements. At present, we have one head torturer (Neville), two body torturers (Barry and Gary) and a foot specialist (Gwydion). Also, at present, Peter is on work experience from Swindon Poly Uni. He is studying joint human anatomy and pain infliction.

Here is an example of one of the tools we regularly use. We find that multifunction tools cut our budget greatly and make on-the-move torture that much safer for the torturer:

And our latest piece, the heavy-table-with-prongs-n-spikes-n-blades-n-stuff. This was paid for by fund raising events over the last year and with a national lottery grant:

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If you would like a tour of our state of the art torture facilities, we would be glad to arrange a time when all your friends are away and there's no-one you can call at home. We are also looking for volunteers. The ideal person would be anyone with a high resistance to pain and electricity. We're always ready for a challenge.