 Boobs in the Wood
Easter 2000
Hansel and Gretel find themselves in the clutches of their evil stepmother and their father leaves them in forest to return home to the promises of elctrodes and plastic gloves. Hansel and Gretel meet Red Riding Hood and the Wolf in their search for the holy grail
Dramatis Personae (ish)
| Narrator |
|
Ex-President Alex |
| Gretel |
|
Jo Thorne |
| Hansel |
|
Jim Carter |
| Dad |
|
Ben Clayton |
| Wicked Stepmother |
|
Suzi Somethingorother |
| Tarquin, 4th (missing) character from "Wizard of Oz" |
|
Richard Wadsworth |
| Big Bad Wolf |
|
Dan Dribbel |
| Madame Spanky |
|
Somebody well fit, apparently |
| Witch of the Gingerbread House |
|
Kat... erm, Kit? |
| High Druid |
|
Penny Wotsit |
| Traditionalist Druid |
|
Matt Fisher |
| Druid Droid |
|
Some Canadian Bird |
| Mad Druid |
|
Henry Notahoover |
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