Aladdin
and the Pineapple of Eternity
Featuring Ali B and his 40-Strong gangsta massive
Written by Nick Sketon, Ben Clayton, Will Voelcker, Richard Wadsworth, Rob Egginton, Suzannah Kingsbury and Kim Bruce (blimey, that's a lot of authors!)
Easter 2003
Evil Ebeneezer Goode wants a magic lamp from a cave, but he's too cowardly to get it himself.
Aladdin falls in love with princess Jasmine, who's desperate to get out of the palace and to experience some real life.
Ebeneezer consults a soothsayer regading who he should get to go on the mission for him and completely misunderstands her
answer- "A lad in the market place" ("funny surname!") with conseuqences that are disastrous for his
supreme evil plan for world domination (get the lamp with the -deaf Scotsman?!- Genie, Levi, trapped inside.
Watch Aladdin, Wishee Washee and Widow Twankee save the world- with the help of kinky 'weapons inspector' James Bondage,
wannabee desert drugs baron Ali B, a cunningly utilized Chesney Hawkes record, and a host of other
exciting characters-and-stuff. Pure Panto magic; In a box!
Cast
List
Photo Gallery
Script
Cast List
| Aladdin | Shaun Nixon |
| Widow Twankee | Nick Skelton |
| Ebeneezer Goode | Richard Wadsworth |
| Wishee Washee | Polly Dymond |
| Jasmine | Sarah Gilbert |
| Fifi-Trixibelle | Liz Walsh |
| Sultan Pepper | Will Voelcker |
| Sultana Pepper | Kim Bruce |
| Levi Genie | Steve Bullock |
| Jean E. Genie | Jenny Parsons |
| Ali B | Dom Silva |
| Narrator | Rob Eggington |
| James Bondage | Chris Warren |
| Bambi-Mae | Suzannah Kingsbury |
| Chuck | Adam Crook |
| Priest | Alex Legroux |
| Fernando | Adam Crook |
| Guard 1 | Buz Mostyn |
| Guard 2 | Morgan Williams |
| Policeman 1 | Buz Mostyn |
| Policeman 2 | Morgan Williams |
| Security Guard 1 | Buz Mostyn |
| Security Guard 2 | Morgan Williams |
| Radio 4 announcer / Eric Robson | Chris Warren |
| Pippa Greenwood | Helen Lamper |
| Belly Dancer | Sophia Matveeva |
| Soothsayer | Sophia Matveeva |
| Singing Washer Woman | Sophia Matveeva |
| Talking Band Member (PJ Timberflake) | Buz Mostyn |
| Camella Parker-Bowels the pantomime camel | Polly Dymond and Suzannah Kingsbury |
Street Entertainers + Shoppers in Market |
| Marilyn | Buz Mostyn |
| Vlad | Morgan Williams |
| Chelsea | Jenny Parsons |
| Surbiton | Will Voelcker |
Soldiers |
| Tank | Morgan Williams |
| Pistol | Adam Crook |
| Sea-to-air missile | Dom Sila |
| Feather Duster | Steve Bullock |
Ali B's 40-Strong Gangsta Massive |
| Benny | Buz Mostyn |
| Kenny | Morgan Williams |
| Jenny | Alex Legroux |
| Penny | Sophia Matveeva |
Boy Band (E-Mascul-8) |
| PJ Timerflake | Buz Mostyn |
| Bob | Morgan Williams |
| Butch | Adam Crook |
Desert Dancers |
| Persian Fillie | Sophia Matveeva |
| Prussian Folly | Guntherinna von Strap* |
Production Team
| Director and shouting "NO!" at
inorportune moments during the show |
Ben Clayton |
| Producer and paniccing about props backstage |
Helen Lamper |
| Assistant Producer |
James Wallace |
| Musical Director |
Ruth Mortby |
| Lighting |
Jocelyn Edmonds |
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