Goldie Locks and The Three Bares
Christmas 2004
When his fairy godfather appears and tells Goldie Locks of a place in the woods where he will be happy, how can he know that trying to reach that place will lead to him traversing the country, dodging druids and getting involved in a madman's plot to overthrow the kingdom?
Fortunately, Goldie will be joined on his quest by the ravishing Dick Whittington, whose assitance will be vital if he is to stand any chance of success, and whose pussy is dripping with sarcasm. Not so fortunately, he'll also be accompanied by his mother. Yes, this show was truly a rip-roaring tale of excitment, camaraderie, "singing", and of course a good healthy dollop of smut.
As it happens, it also featured a record number of deaths for a panto (21!) and a disturbingly large male near-nudity quota (11, or something?) But now, it's all over, and you can't see it! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah, until the video comes out that is. For now you'll just have to make do with El Presidente's Montage, and the various happy snaps that I have recieved so far.
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