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Pirates and Guests

Pirates of the Bristol Channel

Curse of the Black Buoy Inn

Summer 2004

Dick Williams has run away from home to seek fame fortune and his manly-hood. Lucklly for the plot, if not for him, he is kidnapped by the navy, or possibly pirates, but probably both, though not at the same time. With shady underworld enforcers, a barmaid considerably brighter than Dick and a whole cast of colourful nautical characters including the king of the oceans him/herself, it is a race to discover hidden treasure. Or something. Woo hoo. er... yes anyway.

What's more, we did it as a 24 hour show, with singing, dancing and everyting!

But that's not all! By golly, no! Also on that spectacular evening were several sketches and improv!

Whose idea was this anyway?

Never before seen in public (some of them have never before been allowed out in public, the very first performance (apart from the dress rehearsal) of the Panto Players Improv Troupe. Organised by Nick Skelton and including one or more of the following:

Adam Crook, Ben Clayton, Ben Leventhal, Karl Stewart, Richard Wadsworth, Robyn Dower, Marina Friesen, Mark Gartside, Satan, Nick Skelton, Rob Egginton, Will Voelcker and Michael J. Fox.

Silly sketches and Songs

As if that wasn't enough, here's a list of the sketches from the first half of the evening:

The Moderately Well-Known Four by Will Voelecker
EU Snakes and Ladders also by Will Voelecker
The Plank by Ben Leventhall
Transfusion Song by Richard Wadsworth
He Ain't Heavy, not written by us

Cast Lists

Pirates of the Bristol Channel

Production Team

Written by: Rob Egginton
Adam Crook
Nick Ambrose
Producer: Rob Egginton
Director: Nick Ambrose
Choreographer: Hannah Baines
Props, scenery and costumes: Jos Edmonds
Nick Skelton
The cast
Sound effects: Rob Egginton
The STA Team (lights ‘n’ noise dept) Lucy Wonfor
Edmond Sutton

Musical numbers (well, they were once)

Faith: Lyrics improved by: Rob Egginton & Nick Ambrose
Sailor Boi: Lyrics improved by: Nick Ambrose

The Cast in order of appearance

Crustacean Feelready: Narrator and pirate Ruth Underwood
Barwoman: Barwoman of the Black buoy Liz Walsh
Keira Twice-Knightley: Wench at BBI Karen Vigers
Jukebox: Talking jukebox Nick Skelton
Dick Williams: A confused but nice lad Rob Egginton
Johnny Debt: Local crime boss Ed Oakley
Heavy I (Sebastian) and Sea Dobbin: Ben Leventhall
Heavy II (Terrance) and Sea Clarabel: Karl Stewart
Captain Christonancy: Naval Captain Andy Phillips
Lieutenant Johnson: Sycophantic naval officer Jos Edmonds
Petty Officer: Violent petty office Ben Clayton
Mandy Lifeboats: Ordinary Seaman Sian Wright
Roger Allwright: Cabin boy Will Voelcker
Captain Slashkill: Pirate Captain Mark Gartside
Land-ho! Bloomers: Pirate Cook Rachel Harris
Pirate 1 (Lobster Blondbeard): Robyn Dower
Pirate 2 (Napster Broadband): Richard Wadsworth
Pirate 3 (Callme Ishmael): Sarah Jupe
Neptune: King of the sea Cindy Chan
Chuck: A man with a mysterious past Nick Ambrose
Welshman (Huw Jarse): James White
Welshwoman (Cerys Wonvowel): Jess Bevan
Traffic Warden: A warden of the traffic Adam Crook

Sketches

The Moderately Well-Known Four
By Will Voelcker
Narrator: Will Voelcker
Dick: Ben Clayton
George: Robyn Dower
Anne: Sian Wright
Harry Potter: Adam Crook
Terrorist: Richard Wadsworth

EU Snakes and Ladders
By Will Voelcker
Narrator: Will Voelcker
Liam: Ben Clayton
Gunthis: Rob Egginton

The Plank
By Ben Leventhall
Narrator: Adam Crook
Dave: Ben Leventhall
Pete: Robyn Dower
Other Bloke: Richard Wadsworth

Transfusion
Written and performed by Richard Wadsworth
Produced by Ben Clayton

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
Performed by Richard Wadsworth
and Mark Gartside

 

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