Rah Wars Attack of the Sloanes
Summer 2005
A long time ago, in a Milky Bar far far away.... The world as we know it is controlled by the Sloanes. Under the rule of their
Queen, Bling-Rah, the Sloanes have assimilated the vast majority of the population into their numbers, turning the people into
little more than mindless drones obsessed with fashion and parties by use of her infernal 'Willspower'.
There is, however, hope. A New Hope, so to speak. Farce Master Yoda, one of the oldest members of the Free People of Redland,
consulted the Clifton Oracle and was given a prophecy that one would come to bring balance to the Farce. Yoda immediately
dispatched his captains, with Dwarfeus the most prominent, to try to find the One. The story begins as Dwarfeus and his crew,
having discovered the One, try to free him from the control of Bling-Rah...
The Programme
A series of Unfortunate Events - ACT 1
Second Hand Shop
Written by Phill Brown. Edited by Rob Egginton and Will Voelcker
Starring: Phill Brown and Rob Egginton
Scrabble for Three
Written by Rob Egginton and Tim Newman
Edited by Phill Brown and Will Voelcker
Starring: Jos Edmonds, Tim Newman & Will Voelcker
The Fast and the Spurious!
Improvised Comedy, featuring: Nick Ambrose, Hannah Baines, Jessica Bevan, Phill Brown, Polly Brown, Glyn Collinson, Niall Copeland, Adam Crook,
Robyn Dower, Rob Egginton, Stuart Lloyd, Tim Newman, Bryn O'Connell, Nick Skelton, Lynne Toland, Will Voelcker &
Richard Wadsworth
Rah Wars Attack of the Sloanes - ACT 2
The Cast
| The Goodies |
| Zero |
Simon Cohen |
| Dwarfeus |
Nick Ambrose |
| Infinity |
Polly Brown |
| The Oracle |
Iain Hallam |
| Only Wanker Nobby |
Rob Egginton |
| C3PO |
Nick Skelton |
| Computer |
Jenny Tugman |
| Narrator |
Tim Newman |
| Dobbin |
Bryn O'Connell and Gemma Wearing |
| Clarabel |
Monja Raekow and James Wallis |
The Baddies |
| Bling - Rah |
Alex Cocking |
| Darth Dallaglio |
Steve Bryant |
| Agent Smythe |
Hannah Baines |
| Rah-Rah Binks |
Steve Bullock |
| Pink Panther |
Christopher Warren |
| Skippy |
Sarah March |
| Daniel Bedingfield |
Steve Rea |
The Sloane Rangers |
| Piers Sloane |
Will Voelcker |
| Petunia Sloane |
Gemma Wearing |
| Brandi Sloane |
Sarah Webber |
| Abigail Sloane |
Robyn Dower |
| Cassandra Sloane |
Sian Wright |
| Fabian Sloane |
Mike Hatch |
| RahTwo Sloane |
Dominic Silva |
| DeeTwo Sloane |
Liz Walsh |
The Cameos |
| Shaun of the Dead |
Phill Brown |
| Vicky Pollard |
Ruth Underwood |
| Steph Irwin |
Amanda Johnston |
| Chewbacca |
Niall Copeland |
| Sgt. Jones |
Susan Stratton |
| Cpl. Jones |
Jessica Bevan |
| Alex From a Clockwork Orange |
Justin le Blanc |
| The Milky Bar Kid |
Andy Casey |
| Viking |
Monja Raekow |
Production Team
| Written by: |
Nick Ambrose, Phill Brown, Andy Casey,
Adam Crook, Mike Hatch, Amanda Johnston, Buz Mostyn,
Tim Newman, Susan Stratton, Lynne Toland, Jenny Tugman, Will Voelcker |
| Producer: |
Tim Newman |
| Director: |
Adam Crook |
| Choreographer: |
Hannah Baines |
| Costumes: |
Jessica Bevan |
| Props and Scenery: |
Jessica Bevan and Jos Edmonds |
| Poster Design |
Polly Brown |
| The STA Team |
Anthony Walters
Jenny March |
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