
Once upon a time in a far away land lived a King and Queen with their baby princess. After a heinous social oversight, a cruel and wicked fairy cursed the child to death at the touch of a spinning wheel’s needle. In order to save her, the princess was sent to live an anonymous life in the forest with her fairy godmothers; but after almost sixteen humble yet happy years, she was in peril once more as evil fairy Malice set out to wreak her revenge once and for all.
Floored by a powerful prick, can the dashing prince save her? Can the narrator remember the plot? Can undiluted squash make you drunk? Find out none of this and less at the Christmas Panto!