Red Riding Hood
 Chrsitmas 1998
It's the mystery that has us all on the edge of our seats. Who killed Red Riding Hood? Attempting to unravel the bizarre plot twists are the deeply stupid Inspector Jack Tiger and raveshing reporter Jill Smith. Arrayed against them are the forces of evil scientist Cuthbert 'Mad' McMad, who with the help of tragically disfigured servant Igor and swave butler Jeeves, plans to assassinate the entire audience. Only by finding God (literally) can Jack and Jill solve the murder, find true love and avert McMad's darstardly scheme. Will they succeed? Only the script can tell...
The Search for Peter Pan's Nether Nether Regions
 Easter 1998
Silly Wendy Buttocks has eaten cheese before bedtime and pays the price when she enters a strange and some what deranged dreamworld. She meets weird and wonderful characters as she strives to figure out what the hell is happening around her. Who is stealing all the children, where is Peter Pan and what were the writers on when the wrote this? A truly magnificent display of Panto magic on a zero budget.
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